Human wick saves the building during fire.

 

Bruno hate shopping!

 

Gay lion tamer magicians shouldn't live with wild beasts.

 

Somebodys gonna meet Mr. Punchy Fist!

 

Sit down and shut up or im gonna kill you.

 

Doh!

 

Workey workey.

 

Ponies bite poeple.

 

Men shouldn't wear silk underware, they'er just panties.

 

I didn't know they made tampons out of chocolate.

 

Well ya see kids, when a man and a woman are in love.....

 

There were 9 dwarfs but horny and gropy got kicked off the island first.

 

Watch out for the fat girl squirrel!

 

Autrey hates the clowns!

 

If this was a village, Casy would be our idiot.

 

I just want to be loved. (Mr. Twinkie)

 

When parallel parking, give illregard to all other traffic.

 

You know I was seein a girl for about 6 months... then she closed her blinds.

 

70's black music is funny, but.....

 

Good news Mr. Jiggy Fly....

 

Mr. Hoke: the theme of the dance is clubbing..

The Autrey: clubbing... bring your baby seals.

 

What do I care, its just english, your native toungue.

 

There's always a stupid guy who runs around naked and ruins things.

 

A drunk monkey makes for an angry monkey.

 

I tend not to touch the anal cavities of animals.

 

When The Autrey says do this, it is performed.

 

Lions eat people just like ponies bite people!

 

If you walk around with your fist cocked, people will leave you alone.

 

Here is the latest quote from out great ruler.

 

The Autrey says to color the anus of the crayfish brown because it is funny

 

I crap you not my friend