Grunt 2.0: hey sarge we is gonna hunt ya down and kill yas.
and do you know any good peanutbutter and jellly
sandwich resipes?
Sarge: nice to know, i'll make a mental note of that. oh and the recipe: First
you take 2 bricks of c4, inbetween you put in a frag grenade, just before u eat it throw a plasma nade on top for an explosive
treat. YUM
umt: so when exactly is halo2 comin' out?
Sarge: Be ready. The invasion starts. November 9th. and dont forget your
hat.
umt: why aren't you answering our questions? you don't know
do you? you are a lier and a douche, good sir.
Sarge: JUST DID. If I am a lier and a douche then why do you call me a good sir?
umt: why haven't you answered us yet? are you mad? can you
forgive us?
Sarge: I have now. YOU DONT WANT TO SEE ME MAD. With a name like umt, is it possible
for me to forgive you?
umt: why did that asshole put us on administrative lockdown?
the man keeps holdin' me down. Why, man, why?
stop stompin' on
my rights
Sarge: With a name like umt, it'd be a wonder if you have any rights. btw dont piss of
the chief
Jarrod again: I mean, seriously, what's so great?
Sarge: Is that a threat???
Jarrod: ok this sounds stupid but I'll ask anyways. Why do you
love Halo and X-Box so much?
Sarge: Because I'm in it. Come on jarrod, could there possibly be a better game out there
without me?
Jarrod: What is a clitorus?
Sarge: Something I hope you don't have son.
Gerorge: hey Sarge why dont u like fat ankles.
Sarge: hey Gerorge who the H3LL named u....do i need a reason
Mr. Oates: Man Sarge this hot chick just waked by. What should i
do?
Sarge: Well
if she walked by, im not sure there is much i can do for ya. If she waked by, im not sure there is anything anyone can do.
CO Stuff: Hey Sarge eh. When are u gonna teach these little <CENSORED> how to kill somethin the right way.
Right now it is just pitiful.
They're tryin to make friendly with the grunts! Get out here and
show these yeller bellies
how to kick some <CENSORED> the right
way! And another thing, u cant take a probe to the libary!!
Sarge: You son, your seriously *-----CENSORED-----* up. Go home. Get some rest.
AND DONT GO TO THE LIBRARY. (disclaimer: unless its free of course, and if it is it aint so bad if u take a girl.)
BEEF: man what u talkin bout im right here punk. are u that
blind?!
Sarge: Punk?!?!?!
comin from some sorry *-----CENSORED-----* piece of BEEF. U should know to never talk to me when im hungry. (Sarge
to Jenkins- GET THE BBQ)
Little Bobby: Hi Sarge, some big kid at my school said that he screwed my mommy. what should i do?
Sarge: That prob. wasn't just a big kid....Go ask ur biological father for some lunch money,
and remember no matter what DONT GO TO THE LIBRARY.
Foe Hammer: Hey Sarge, when will ur fight with stacker be publiscised,
and also do u know where i can find
a good spell checker, oh and
another thing i think that little bobby should be throttled for
asking such questions.
I hope he has a horrible "accdent", if ya
know what i mean.
Sarge: I cannot release any information
about Stacker. I can tell u where a good spell checker is (no not in the library) GOOGLE. as for little bobby, well 'nough said.
Jarrod: Am I the first to ask Sarge?
Sarge: again u ask...Nope 5th
Jarrod: Am I the first to ask Sarge?
Sarge: Sorry Soldier...4th
Foe Hammer: Hey Sarge when do u plan to take out sargent staker? We
all wish to see him meet a painful end.
Sarge: u mean that sorry *-----CENSORED-----* well u know...I cant give that away early now
can I...
(Viewer Discretion Advised)
Little Bobby: Sarge were do babies come from?
Sarge: Well u see kid, when a man and a woman are in love....well if ur the man just make sure
u dont take her to the library, but if its free then it ain't so bad.
Master Chief: Where's the BEEF?
Sarge: Don't know...I'm hungry
